Mainstream Media cries they can't sell any papers

I just heard that the Washington Post is selling Newsweek magazine. According to the AP article, they hope someone else can figure out why the magazine has been bleeding dollars for the last three years.

The NY Times and USA Today have been whining about circulation numbers. There has been talk about a bailout for newspapers. Tell me that doesn't send chills down your spine and make you break out in a cold sweat.

CNN and MSNBC's ratings are in a tailspin.

Let me help out these poor, confused people in the media. The American people are tired of being lied to. We're tired of the talking points. We're tired of the chills going up your legs as you swoon over the president. We're tired of your blatant bias.

Try doing your jobs (regardless of your political affiliations) and dig for the truth. Give us the real story. Most of you should be ashamed and have no right to call yourselves journalists.

Bottom line, give us the real story and your numbers will improve. You have to know that's the case. I think you just want to keep reporting your agenda and keep getting paid for it too.

And now that I am done screaming at morons, some chickens-as-people pictures...

My Leghorn, Sunday...

Who reminds me of this woman...